Find your nose with Ursula
Ursula will dance, jump, cry, chase the neighbors,
hug the police, play tug-o-war with your pit bull, paint the side walks with chalk, sing in the streets, blow bubbles, try to juggle and possibly tell you one of her worst jokes. It will be a day or night to remember. She will inspire you to look like an asshole and love it. YOU ARE AWESOME!Avoiding places that sell stuff is the easiest way to save. Last time I was in a chain establishment I had a panic attack, filled the cart with crap, took a deep breath, enjoyed the absurdity of a cart filled with crap and then went to the register with the one thing I actually needed, toilet paper.
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Alyssa Westerlund was raised in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada, in a town called Oregon House. With a population just over 2,800 and the nearest major city being 70 miles away, she had a lot of time and space to play. Without television she developed a case of extreme creativity. The doctors said a healthy diet of amphetamines was the only cure. Her parents accepted the reality of raising a child with special needs while resisting the urge to medicate her. Singing for hours heedless of tune and dancing in the dirt, onlookers chalked it up to, "she's a kid, she'll grow out of it eventually." Grow out of it she did not. She's had love affairs and one night stands with every discipline of art: silly putty, poetry, singing, street performance, dancing, writing, painting, nouveau realisme, scribbling, acting, comedy and now clowning. She has finally arranged the long awaited orgy of art forms, a messy tango of play, that is Ursula.
Ursula says "First Rule of dancing: look like an asshole. Second Rule of dancing: Get into it!" Disclaimer: Ursula is not affiliated with any of the following clowns: The CIA, FBI, NSA, IRS, Google (well maybe by accident), Monsanto, Halliburton, The Oakland Police Department (although she has hugged many of them), Hostess Brand LLC , Krusty or Yoplait. |
Clowns, they’re more afraid of you than you are of them.
"They had to laugh, otherwise it would be too terrifying." Bukowski